Humour Cooking Quotations of the Day

The very thought of not knowing how to cook but relishing every morsel of my meal made me choose a few of my fav  humorous quotes on cooking

• The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. --Andy Rooney

• There is no sincerer love than the love of food. --George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

• Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. --Gerald Nachman

• We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was. --Bernard Malamud (1914-1986)

• Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. --Alex Levine

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