Humourous Quotes for the Day

Few B'day Quotes

• Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

•  When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.