Humourous Quotes for the Day

Picks for Weekend Quotes

• My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
   

• Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. 

• Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

• Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke

• Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.

Humourous Quotes for the Day

Few B'day Quotes

• Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

•  When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Humour Quotations Quote of the Day

Quotes of the Day

• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains; because the average man can see better than think.

• The road to success is always under construction

• "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
    by, Albert Einstein 

Humourous Quotes for the Day

 Quote of the Day

• “Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”  George Bernard Shaw 

•  "Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations."
  - Erica Jong

• "A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest man."