My Picks of Quotes for the day :
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."
"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love."
"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
( Well Said )
"It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced."
( I like this one specially, so true)
Monday, February 7, 2011
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Humourous Quotes for the Day
Picks for Weekend Quotes
- My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
- Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
- Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
- Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke
- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Humourous Quotes for the Day
Few B'day Quotes
- Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
- Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Humour Quotations Quote of the Day
Quotes of the Day
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains; because the average man can see better than think.
- The road to success is always under construction
- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
by, Albert Einstein
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