Humourous Quotes for the Day

Few B'day Quotes

• Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

•  When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

• Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Humour Quotations Quote of the Day

Quotes of the Day

• The average woman would rather have beauty than brains; because the average man can see better than think.

• The road to success is always under construction

• "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
    by, Albert Einstein 

Humourous Quotes for the Day

 Quote of the Day

• “Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”  George Bernard Shaw 

•  "Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations."
  - Erica Jong

• "A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest man."

Humour Cooking Quotations of the Day

The very thought of not knowing how to cook but relishing every morsel of my meal made me choose a few of my fav  humorous quotes on cooking

• The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. --Andy Rooney

• There is no sincerer love than the love of food. --George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

• Nachman's Rule: When it comes to foreign food, the less authentic the better. --Gerald Nachman

• We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was. --Bernard Malamud (1914-1986)

• Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. --Alex Levine

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